The Great Pumpkin
When I was picking out this ornamental gourde, a woman leaned over to me and asked, “What are you going to do with that?”
To which I replied, “Gonna put it on my front porch,” with a grin. While thinking to myself, “He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch, and he respects sincerity.”
Also, it makes a good prop for a Sig P229R:
And if you think differently, we are obviously separated by denominational differences.