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The Great Pumpkin

When I was picking out this ornamental gourde, a woman leaned over to me and asked, “What are you going to do with that?”

To which I replied, “Gonna put it on my front porch,” with a grin. While thinking to myself, “He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch, and he respects sincerity.”

Also, it makes a good prop for a Sig P229R:

And if you think differently, we are obviously separated by denominational differences.