laststandonzombieisland

“If you are the type of person who thinks shining a laser into a police helicopter at four in the morning sounds like a good time, be warned that the FBI can and will identify you by the cut and color of your underwear.

We know this thanks to a 23-year-old Texan named Kenneth Santodomingo, who according to the FBI was in the backyard of his Dallas home at 4:08am on January 28, 2013, shining a laser pointer into the cockpit of a Dallas Police Department helicopter called “Air 1.” Santodomingo allegedly scored four direct hits on the cockpit; according to the FBI agent investigating the case, “the intensity of the light of obscured the vision of the pilot and impaired the pilot’s ability to control the aircraft.””

Well Ken, looking at a $250k fine now…dumbass