And the Zombie attacks keep on coming

This summer is the summer of the Zombie Apocalypse (or Z-Poc) as it would appear.

The zombie apocalypse will be televised

But dont worry it seems that local media will be sure to hype it as much as possible. Take the three headlines in the latest attack for reference:

Zombie-like attacker bites ‘meat’ out of Palmetto man’s arm
Tbo.com
A Palmetto man fended off a zombie-like attacker who stripped naked in an uncontrollable rage and bit a “chunk of meat” out of the man’s arm, deputies said.
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Another Florida ‘zombie‘ attack? Naked man storms girlfriend’s
New York Daily News
The “Summer of Zombies” continues. A west Florida man was in a drug-fueled craze on Wednesday night when he stormed his girlfriend’s home, stripped naked
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New York Daily News

Another ‘zombie like’ attack reported in Florida
My Fox 8
PALMETTO, Fla. — Officials said an out-of-control naked man severely bit the arm of another man and was arrested after being subdued by multiple Tasers
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My Fox 8

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