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Zombies return to Henderson County

“Patients, suffering from an advanced and aggressive form of variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, were released into the general population after an incident at a medical treatment facility outside of Washington, D.C.

The Centers for Disease Control and U.S. military officials have confirmed that the infection could reach Henderson County as early as November. Quarantine zones and secured evacuations routes to containment areas for the non-infected population are currently being prepared in areas where outbreak is considered an imminent threat.

Camp Ton-A-Wandah will serve as the containment zone for Henderson County. A voluntary evacuation will begin Sunday, Nov. 3 at 2 p.m.

As Henderson County prepares a response to the crisis, citizens wait to evacuate. Site coordinator Bob Williford strongly suggests citizens leave their homes on Nov. 3…..”

(yes, this is a real news article, the rest here  )

And the Zombi Attacks Keep Rolling

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/zombie-attack-indianapolis-video-david-martin-fights-off-cops-stun-gun-shocks-in-ninja-attack-wfts1341321297691

 

(Above link is to an ABC news story from Indianapolis where I man fights naked and gets away from as many as five cops, even after being tased. Includes video which may or may not be NSFW depending on where you work)

 

How are those tasers working out  for you guys?

Found Posted on a Wall

To all of my friends and loved ones,

I have come to a bit of an epiphany, and my heart feels burdened to share it with you so that should things come to pass in a certain fashion, you will not be surprised, nor afraid for my well-being, but will instead know that I am in my right mind, and that my thoughts and actions are premeditated and resolute.

I have come to accept the cold hard facts of the matter, and after analyzing the situation to its fullest extent and begrudgingly owning up to the truth, I must admit to myself that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I would be nothing more than a fat and slow snack for the zombie horde.

At best, I would slow you, and our fellow survivors down, and at worst, I would get you killed as you tried to protect me as I lay out of breath and unable to move as the hungry zombie scourge comes ever closer.

It is with these self-evident truths in mind that I have decided to prepare for that event.

I intend to get fully armored up.

Should a zombie breakout occur, and I tell you to go ahead and leave me, know full well that I mean it. I will be encapsulated from head to foot in the toughest teeth and fingernail resistant armor that I can possibly find. I will have at my disposal hand weapons (I will leave the ammunition for you non-bacon-wrapped humans) with which I will attempt to defend myself, and a couple grenades for tight situations. I feel that my chances for survival will increase greatly if I just accept the cold hard facts that I am a tubby bastard, and that I have little chance of survival if I have to run all over the damn place, and honestly, I wouldn’t want to live in that kind of world anyway, as I hate running more than I hate zombies. Unless its for cheeseburgers. That is an acceptable reason for running, but only with the stipulation that it is no more than one city block, and they had better be really good cheeseburgers.

So when I tell you, go ahead and run ahead, just let me know where to meet up with you later, should I survive.

Also know that in the event that I get turned into a zombie, that while I will be a heavily armored zombie, and therefore more difficult to kill than other non-armored zombies, that my head will be fully encased in a sturdy helmet with a mouthguard, and my hands will be gloved in thick gloves, so even if I come at you, I will not be able to bite or claw you and will likely just moan at you reproachfully from under my helmet. You are free to kill me at this time, or you may keep me around as a good luck charm, or let me wonder the city in my non-threatening new existence. I leave that up to you.

I am so glad I got the chance to share this epiphany with you, and hope that the zombie apocalypse never comes to pass, but if it ever does, I implore you to remember: aim for the head.

Thank you my friends,

Noneya Damn Biznazz”

Now thats classy…

CDC Talks to Me about Zombie Outbreak

With all of the issues in the news and the most popular trending item being “Zombie attacks” in Miami and Maryland, zombie apocalypse, zombie zombie zombie,  what kind of service am I providing my readers if I am not following up with the CDC to get answers.

Therefore, I sent them an email:

My Question:

 

Dear Sirs,

With all of the news of possible zombie pandemics, possible outbreaks, et al recently, the question for CDC Media Relations/Public Affairs is this:

Is there any statement from the CDC on the recent zombie outbreaks?

Thanks,

Chris

 

 

Their Answer:

Mr. Eger:

My name is Jason xxxxxxx and I handle media relations for CDC’s Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response.

CDC HAS NOT issued a statement related to any alleged zombie outbreak.

Last week, the following was provided to Huffington Post in response to a question:

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie-like symptoms.”

I am assuming you referred your question to this agency because of our zombie apocalypse preparedness campaign in May 2011.  The campaign was a “tongue-in-cheek” attempt to raise awareness about all-hazard preparedness for disasters.

Thank you for your question and I hope this helps.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any additional questions.

Best,

Jason XXXXXX

 

There you have it kids. Remain Calm.

Zombie Early Warning System is Up and Running

Ever worry that you will miss the opening of the Zombie apocalypse. Don’t because it seems like as soon as something seemingly zombie looking pops up, its the first thing the media will reach for.

Take the case of the strange man in Miami who ate someone’s face off and then chased cops naked.

Here are the headlines:

Zombie Apocalypse in Miami: Naked Man Killed By Police After Eating Face of Victim
The Hollywood Gossip
In a scarily real-life scene that conjured up images of a zombie apocalypse, a man was shot and killed in Miami after attempting to eat the face off another. The horror began about 2 pm Saturday on the MacArthur Causeway when a series of gunshots were
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ZOMBIES ARE REAL !!!!!! (True Story)
Comic Book Movie
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts people. One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday,
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Zombies in Miami? Naked Man Killed by Police After “Eating the Face Off” His
Dread Central
Zombie? Crazed cannibal? Or just more victims of Miami’s never-ending love affair with cocaine? You decide! Check out a surveillance video from the Miami Herald building below which shows the entire incident unfold. Keep your eyes on the bottom left of
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Dread Central

Man acting like Zombie shot and killed by police Memorial Day Weekend
Examiner.com
A man acting like a real life Zombie from a Hollywood horror movie was shot and killed Memorial Day Weekend of 2012 in the Miami, Florida metro area. The incident happened Saturday May 26th near the offices of the Miami Herald Tribune.
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The Zombie Apocalypse: Mean Eating Another Man’s Face Killed By Miami Police
Tech Source
By Alex Suta It looks like the Zombie Apocalypse is closer than ever, as a man eating another’s man face was caught on video in Miami. So what should we do? Pile up ammo, get our machetes ready and go outside shoot some zombies, cut their heads off and
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How the zombie apocalypse starts: Naked attacker found eating man’s face
io9
And several circumstances of the story have some people crying zombie. The police were called in yesterday after the attacker was spotted on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp. When the attacker failed to back away at the officer’s request,
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Nuff Said

Zombie Training Run Down

Zombies are a metaphor of course. We are all afraid of something human, we just don’t want to admit it. If you know humans you know they are unpredictable. Today’s sane rational person can become tomorrows irrational monster– if provided enough of a engine of change. This engine can be life changes, drugs, comets, disease, riot, social ques, and any other long list of problems.

What would a blog entitled Last Stand on Zombie Island be without keeping track of this trend.

Here is what we have seen this week.

At the University of Rhode Island, doctors and health professionals are setting up a ‘clinic’ to hand out zombie vaccinations as a practice run. Of course, this helps to drive training in handling pandemics.

A company in Europe is offering two hour simulations in zombie survival. “During the zombie game, which is suitable for those aged 16 or above, groups of up to six people will be led around the Cold War bunker by a soldier clad in combat fatigues and armed with an assault rifle and a handgun. Other actors will play scientists wearing white bio-suits and gas masks or the infected, who will be covered with fake blood and bear horrific wounds. Shots will be fired and tough decisions will need to be made as the group battles for survival.” Can you say training for urban riots, TEOTEWAKI scenarios, et al.

Zombies on your ipad and iphone- a new app called ZDAY takes you through hundreds of scenarios to keep you sharp. Much like the Choose Your Own Adventure books of old, you are presented with scenario after scenario and asked to make a decision on which action you will take. Will your choice lead to survival or death at the hands of the zombies? The game engine continuously keeps track of your survival probability, based on the choices you make. Of course this sets the user in an adaptable state of mind.

A good overview of this continuing phenomena towards zombie prep can be found here at the London Free Press, “It’s impossible to reasonably prepare for these threats NASA says are unreasonable. But we can ready ourselves — gather our meat-cleavers — for any fight with the undead. You heard me. Don’t try to look away. It’s time for every man, woman and child to soldier up.From Los Angeles to London, zombie survival courses are filling up fast. In the ’50s, families worried about commies. Today, it’s reanimated corpses.

“In a time of catastrophe, some people find their humanity; others lose theirs,” explains Michigan State University professor Glenn Stutzky of his summer course, Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes and Human Behavior.

He’s interested in teaching behaviour through pop culture, such as Brad Pitt’s zombie movie World War Z, due out next year. If there is a next year.

Me? I’m interested in keeping my head.

Zombie Hold Ups in Philly

Christine Speer Lejeune of the Philly Post has a great article entitled “Where to Hide When Zombies Invade Philly: Where would you camp out?”

“I’ve begun seeing the city through different eyes: Homes I once coveted for their floor-to-ceiling windows don’t look so awesome anymore. Same with my own sweet little apartment—too many doors. The Free Library has too many entrances; same, alas, with Ikea, which would otherwise be perfect. But that second-floor Superfresh in No Libs? That’s genius. We could stay there for months. This is how I take in architecture now: How zombie-friendly is it? Eastern State Penitentiary has a whole new appeal as a long-term residence. Same with the Moshulu…..”

Good stuff….

Are you prepared for zombie apocalypse?

CDC partners with AMC drama ‘The Walking Dead’
Author: By Aaron Sagers Special to CNN

http://www.wfmz.com/Are-you-prepared-for-zombie-apocalypse/-/121798/8932668/-/7lffic/-/

(CNN) –

Look at you, all plump and fleshy, with a quickening pulse and body jam-packed with sweet meats. That brain of yours, with the scrumptious gray matter and thinking cap makes certain re-animated corpses crave a dining bib.

So what are you to do when the formerly living awaken with a hunger for a little human takeout? Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?

Probably not. If you have to ask yourself that question, or took a moment before answering, then definitely not. In the time it took you to hesitate, even the slowest zombie could pull a dine and dash — or shamble — on you.


On the upside, you’re in luck since most people haven’t made the adequate preparations for Z-day.

Here’s the deal: A zombie can be a member of the walking dead or a barely living victim from a curse, virus, etc., and alternately run or shamble. They can be the creation of stupid humans, angry gods, black magic, mad science, cosmic events or — as is most often the case — comic book/sci-fi/horror nerds. But whatever their origin, they are a problem that must be dealt with.

But not even the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention thinks the masses are ready for the onslaught of the undead.

“There are insufficient people prepared for emergencies in the United States,” said Rear Adm. Ali S. Khan of the CDC.

A multi-credentialed doctor, assistant surgeon general and director of the CDC’s Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response, Khan was behind the zombie preparedness guide the organization published online May 2011.

Inspired by zombie-related social media buzz after the Fukushima Daichii nuclear disaster in Japan last March, and released days before Harold Camping’s predicted rapture, the preparedness guide is a tongue-in-cheek plan. Its message boils down to the idea that if you’re ready for a zombie apocalypse, you’re ready for any more likely crisis or disaster. The CDC website received 2 million page views the first week as a result, and the guide went viral.

The CDC has also recently partnered with AMC’s zombie drama “The Walking Dead” — based on Robert Kirkman’s comic book series — to utilize clips from the TV show and add helpful tips such as, “Clean water is zombie-free water.”

Apparently, according to TV Land, another tip to survive the zombie apocalypse is to not work at the CDC, which may have been the last hope for humanity in “The Walking Dead,” and went kablooey in a giant explosion at the end of Season One.

Khan reminded us, however, that the real deal is “alive and well” and that even in any scenario where the CDC would be blown up, they would have “contingency plans” to make sure they’re still addressing public health — which might be a subtle way of suggesting the government agency has a way cooler underground bunker than we originally thought.

Still, being prepared for a zombie uprising isn’t the same as surviving, and thriving, in one.

The rest here http://www.wfmz.com/Are-you-prepared-for-zombie-apocalypse/-/121798/8932668/-/7lffic/-/

Zombie math and Biology

USU professor uses zombie apocalypse to teach math and biology
http://www.standard.net/stories/2012/02/22/usu-professor-uses-zombie-apocalypse-teach-math-and-biology

By Nancy Van Valkenburg
Standard-Examiner staff
Thu, 02/23/2012 – 5:55am

If a zombie apocalypse hit Cache County, 70 percent of the population would be devoured or infected within seven to 10 days.

The contamination and death toll would climb much faster in Weber County, and faster still in Davis. In the more rural counties of Morgan and Box Elder, the end would come much more slowly, because of the increased distances “the walkers” would have to walk.

So says James Powell, who teaches both math and biology at Utah State University, and who for years has used diseases from the headlines to teach his students how to chart the pace at which real epidemics spread.

“I think it’s nice to be topical,” said Powell, who on Friday in Logan will give an all-age workshop, “Mathematics and the Life-Impaired: How the Theory of Disease Predicts the Zombie Apocalypse.”

“Over the years, I have had my students chart H1N1, and before that there was a rabies outbreak, and years before that we talked about the number of new AIDS cases worldwide. We’ve charted other diseases and the maximum growth rate, and how much death we should expect.”

Powell said he is a lifelong science fiction fan.

“I’ve been watching science fiction movies since I was a rodent,” by which he meant small child. “When I started searching for zombie material on the Web, I was stunned by how much stuff there was out there. There’s a kind of zombie chic.”

AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has birthed a new generation of fans, but Powell’s interest dates back to the first time he saw the 1968 horror classic “Night of the Living Dead.” In between, zombie blockbusters have included “28 Days Later,” “I am Legend” and “Zombieland,” to name just a few.

But some films had slow zombies, and some had speedy ones. Some films had living dead that worked well with others of their kind, and some films had zombies that seemed oblivious to everyone who was not a potential entree.

Powell hit on his parameters when he discovered students on the USU campus who play Humans vs. Zombies, a live-action game played on many campuses since it was created in 2005 at Maryland’s Goucher College.

The game begins with a limited number of “zombies” and many more humans, all wearing armbands to mark them as players. Zombies multiply by “tagging” humans, and humans can fend off zombies with Nerf guns, marshmallow guns, rolled up socks, or whatever non-harmful weapon is agreed upon.

“Zombies starve if they don’t feed frequently enough, and humans can defend themselves,” Powell said of the game’s rules. “And here, part of the way they organized the game is that humans have cards, and when a zombie gets you, he gets your card, so they can keep track of the numbers. So they had all this data already collected,” Powell said.

Powell worked from the game’s website, http://www.humansvszombies, to determine his zombie rules. Then, factoring zombie behavior, USU Human vs. Zombie “mortality” rates, and the number of humans in Cache County, he determined 70 percent of humans would be dead in seven to 10 days, then more zombies would begin to starve, taking them out of the equation as well.

For the rest of the article, go here http://www.standard.net/stories/2012/02/22/usu-professor-uses-zombie-apocalypse-teach-math-and-biology

‘Zombies’ will help promote disaster preparedness in Kelso

By Barbara LaBoe / The Daily News | Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 8:15 pm |
http://tdn.com/news/local/zombies-will-help-promote-disaster-preparedness-in-kelso/article_033f3e34-5c2f-11e1-b19e-0019bb2963f4.html

Zombies are coming to Kelso Saturday — but they’re coming to help rather than harm.

Rather than feasting on brains, the zombies at the Three Rivers Mall will help residents prepare for several types of disasters during an Emergency Preparedness Fair. They’ll also star in some locally produced commercials.

Organizers say adding the “zombie factor” is a good way to grab people’s attention about serious topics.

“I’m a personal fan of zombies,” said organizer Markus Azeltine.

The 16-year-old Mark Morris High School junior is organizing the entire fair — including the zombie commercials — as his Eagle Scout project. “Basically, it’s how I got myself excited about emergency preparedness, and I figured it would work with others, too.”

The zombie theme also is a play off the federal Center for Disease Control’s own zombie campaign. Started as a tongue-in-cheek web campaign, “zombie planning” has become quite popular, according to the CDC website.

“If you are generally well-equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse, you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack,” Dr. Ali Khan, the CDC’s director of the Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response, notes on the CDC website.

All kidding aside, Azeltine said last year’s Japanese earthquake and tsunami wave brought home the importance of being prepared for emergencies and natural disasters.

“I sort of realized that disasters can happen anywhere, and so I should be prepared,” he said. “And we’re near water and have Mount St. Helens here, so its especially important.”

County officials weren’t sure what to think when Azeltine first approached them about the fair. They’ve been pleasantly surprised, though, as Azeltine has handled all the organizing.

“He’s done a great job,” said Jennifer Engkraf of the county’s Department of Emergency Management.

There will be 20 booths at the fair, including those by PeaceHealth St. John Medical Center demonstrating CPR and the Civil Air Patrol teaching about cold weather survival. Participants can enter to win prizes, including an Apple iPod Touch.

And then there are the zombie commercials — or emergency preparedness public service announcements as they’re properly called.

Anyone who brings pet food or pet blankets for the Humane Society can join in as a zombie actor or extra, Azeltine said. Scripts and props will be provided. Regular street clothes are all that’s needed “because zombies turn into zombies when they’re in normal clothes,” Azeltine said.

The commercials will be posted on the fair’s Facebook page, search for Cowlitz Emergency Preparedness Fair 2012, and Azeltine also hopes to see them on KLTV.

Saturday’s Emergency Preparedness Fair runs from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Three Rivers Mall in Kelso

Read more: http://tdn.com/news/local/zombies-will-help-promote-disaster-preparedness-in-kelso/article_033f3e34-5c2f-11e1-b19e-0019bb2963f4.html#ixzz1n2pSfmSH

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