We’re breaking up! Head to the MOOSE!

Those words have never been uttered by space travelers so far, but in the 1960s, it was at least spit-balled by a team of NASA and USAF engineers sitting around a drawing board burning lean muscle tissue into the night as they chain smoked unfiltered Camels and cleaned their horn-rimmed glasses on linen handkerchiefs.

MOOSE, or Manned Orbital Operations Safety Equipment 2

Designed by GE and dubbed the MOOSE, (either Man Out Of Space Easiest or Manned Orbital Operations Safety Equipment) it was the emergency bail out life-pod that was supposed to be able to drop an astronaut back to Earth from orbit ala Orbital Drop Shock Trooper-style if their craft was not going to make it.

MOOSE, or Manned Orbital Operations Safety Equipment 1

Looks legit…volunteers?

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