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Looks like More Face Eating

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20-year old Richard Cimino Jr. went on quite a spree of madness and destruction last Friday night when he ran his car off the road, broke into a house, was scared off by the homeowners, then broke into another home and, after stripping completely nude, jumped out a second-story window to the great dismay of his bones. He severely injured his arms and legs, but he didn’t let that stop him from running out to the street, where he attacked a woman and began chewing on her face and head while “screaming like an animal”.

And the Zombi Attacks Keep Rolling

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http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/zombie-attack-indianapolis-video-david-martin-fights-off-cops-stun-gun-shocks-in-ninja-attack-wfts1341321297691

 

(Above link is to an ABC news story from Indianapolis where I man fights naked and gets away from as many as five cops, even after being tased. Includes video which may or may not be NSFW depending on where you work)

 

How are those tasers working out  for you guys?

CDC Talks to Me about Zombie Outbreak

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With all of the issues in the news and the most popular trending item being “Zombie attacks” in Miami and Maryland, zombie apocalypse, zombie zombie zombie,  what kind of service am I providing my readers if I am not following up with the CDC to get answers.

Therefore, I sent them an email:

My Question:

 

Dear Sirs,

With all of the news of possible zombie pandemics, possible outbreaks, et al recently, the question for CDC Media Relations/Public Affairs is this:

Is there any statement from the CDC on the recent zombie outbreaks?

Thanks,

Chris

 

 

Their Answer:

Mr. Eger:

My name is Jason xxxxxxx and I handle media relations for CDC’s Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response.

CDC HAS NOT issued a statement related to any alleged zombie outbreak.

Last week, the following was provided to Huffington Post in response to a question:

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie-like symptoms.”

I am assuming you referred your question to this agency because of our zombie apocalypse preparedness campaign in May 2011.  The campaign was a “tongue-in-cheek” attempt to raise awareness about all-hazard preparedness for disasters.

Thank you for your question and I hope this helps.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any additional questions.

Best,

Jason XXXXXX

 

There you have it kids. Remain Calm.