Category Archives: TEOTWAWKI

Where the Second Amendment meets the Black Flag

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Had a chance to correspond back and forth with Cody Wilson, the modern crypto-anarchist who gave the world the open-sourced 3D printed gun. Once the genie is out of the bottle so to speak…

It seems his latest invention, a desktop portable CNC milling machine set up to drill the right holes in an 80 percent AR-15 lower, deemed the Ghost Gunner as an ode to Calif State Sen. Kevin de Leon, was used by a 2A group at the Texas state capitol this week to make two functional lowers on site.

Interesting conversation over at Guns.com

 

Did you know the NORAD Santa Tracker started by accident with a misprint?

Saw this really neat article over at NPR  today on how the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD) started their now famous Santa Tracker program by complete accident.

Col. Harry Shoup’s secret red-phone hotline at the Continental Air Defense Command, now known as NORAD, rang one day in Dec.1955 and when he answered it:

“And then there was a small voice that just asked, ‘Is this Santa Claus?’ ”

His children remember Shoup as straight-laced and disciplined, and he was annoyed and upset by the call and thought it was a joke — but then, Terri says, the little voice started crying.

“And Dad realized that it wasn’t a joke,” her sister says. “So he talked to him, ho-ho-ho’d and asked if he had been a good boy and, ‘May I talk to your mother?’ And the mother got on and said, ‘You haven’t seen the paper yet? There’s a phone number to call Santa. It’s in the Sears ad.’ Dad looked it up, and there it was, his red phone number. And they had children calling one after another, so he put a couple of airmen on the phones to act like Santa Claus.”

The Santa Tracker tradition started with this Sears ad, which instructed children to call Santa on what turned out to be a secret military hotline. Kids today can call 1-877 HI-NORAD (1-877-446-6723) to talk to NORAD staff about Santa's exact location.

The Santa Tracker tradition started with this Sears ad, which instructed children to call Santa on what turned out to be a secret military hotline. Kids today can call 1-877 HI-NORAD (1-877-446-6723) to talk to NORAD staff about Santa’s exact location.

More at NPR

Kowloon Walled City

Ever seen Bladerunner? Perhaps the best film adaptation of a Phillip K Dick book? (I’m a huge Dick fan…wait that didn’t come out right) anyway, the mega city filled with people in a labyrinthine expanse of dystopian future in that tale actually came close to being a reality in the 1980s in Hong Kong.

Kowloon in 1987

Kowloon in 1987

Called the Kowloon Walled City, it was originally a Chinese Fort on the outskirts of Hong Kong. In 1947 the Brits decided they wanted no more to do with it, and the Chinese largely took the same approach which meant it became something of a buccaneer’s den of sorts where there was no law, no government, no control, no zoning.

This led to a sort of controlled anarchy for the next forty years in which over 50,000 people lived in the increasingly decaying buildings crammed in the space of a city block. As you can imagine, crime, prostitution, unlicensed dentists, and havens for everything on the outskirts of legal existed and thrived.

Still, some called it home.

Click to big up. This is great

Click to big up. This is great

However the Hong Kong government eventually moved in and tore the place down in 1993 at a cost of $2.7 billion which included buying out the population. Its now a park.

Russian Railway Rocket Revival

With the ever-closer creep of NATO into territory considered by Moscow to be just temporarily separated from the larger Russian Empire, Putin and company are considering a new generation of mobile missile trains

You see in the old nuclear missile/warhead game, the more survivable nukes you have, the better you off in terms of mutually assured destruction. Hence, silo-based warheads are the most vulnerable, while warheads cruising around the bottom of the ocean somewhere are comparatively safe– provided the bad guys don’t have more hunter killer subs at sea than you have nuke slingers.

That’s what bugs the borscht out of the Russkies. They have silos (that we know where they are due to the Open Skies program). They have a small bomber force (that can only fly from a handful of strips that we watch 24/7). They have a tiny operational SSBN force (that is vastly outnumbered by the advanced 688s, Seawolves, and Virginia class SSNs in the depths whenever they rarely put to sea on a deterrent patrol).

That’s why trains seem like the answer. Russia embraced rail transpo back in the 19th century in a big way and at this point have an amazing 128,000 kilometers of rail line in service. Back in the 1980s, they put some 56 RT-23 Molodets ICBMs (NATO reporting name SS-24 Scalpel) on these rails, constantly on the shuttle around the vast emptiness of Siberia and Soviet Central Asia.

The sole remaining RT-23 in a museum. (Photo: Wiki)

The sole remaining RT-23 in a museum. (Photo: Wiki)

Each one of these trains carried a 79-foot long single missile but it was MIRV’d with 10 warheads, each with a 550–kt yield that was able to hit a city up-to 6800 miles away glow in the dark. A RT-23 on a rail-siding in Kalingrad (what used to be Koingsberg in East Prussia) was capable of soaking all of Europe, most of the Middle East and North Africa, and reach past New York into the U.S. as far as Dallas. An RT-23 on a quiet railway line outside of Vladivostok could reach South as far as Sydney Australia and West over the Pacific as far as San Diego and Las Vegas.

To counter this we came up with the MGM-134 Midgetman, a road-capable scaled down ICBM that never went into production due to the end of the Cold War.

The Midgetman concept, which allowed these hidden nukes to be carried around  undisclosed locations in the U.S. Southwest.

The Midgetman concept, which allowed these hidden nukes to be carried around undisclosed locations in the U.S. Southwest.

However with the great peace breakout and East/West warming in the 1990s, these railway missiles were out out to pasture with the last SS-24 ICBM in Russia being eliminated in April 2008 and a planned replacement, the RT-25, was never built. Today there is but one preserved example, a demilled one in a museum in St.Petersburg.

But that could change if the Russian defense ministry gets its way.

“While the decision to start manufacturing [missile trains] is still pending, the probability is high that it will happen,” the source was quoted as saying, explaining that technical studies and cost estimates are still being conducted.

“In the best-case scenario, they will be deployed by the end of the decade, probably somewhere around 2019,” he said.

In Event of Moon Disaster

On July 18 of 1969, as the world waited anxiously for Apollo 11 to land safely on the surface of the Moon, speechwriter William Safire imagined the worst case scenario as he expertly wrote the following sombre memo to President Nixon’s Chief of Staff, H. R. Haldeman. Its contents: a contingency plan, in the form of a speech to be read out by Nixon should astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin become stranded on the moon, never to return, followed by some brief instructions relating to its broadcast. Luckily for all those involved, the memo was never needed.

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Image courtesy of The National Archives.

Bring your chem suits with you to Iraq

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It seems that ISIS (ISIL, IS, Taliban 2.0, et al) has decided to up the ante on abominations and the rules of war. According to the WaPo, they have used chlorine gas on Iraqi police at least three times in recent weeks.

“Dizzy, vomiting and struggling to breathe, 11 Iraqi police officers were rushed to a government hospital 50 miles north of the capital last month. The diagnosis: poisoning by chlorine gas. The perpetrators, according to the officers: Islamic State extremists.

The chlorine attack appears to be the first confirmed use of chemical weapons by the Islamic State on the battlefield. An Iraqi Defense Ministry official corroborated the events, and doctors said survivors’ symptoms were consistent with chlorine poisoning.”

While its unclear whether the gas came from old Saddam-era rockets, or Syrian stockpiles, or they just brewed it up in a Winnebago in the Iraqi Western Desert Walter White style, the fact is, it looks like Chem Warfare has been added to execution of prisoners of war, suicide bombings, beheading, and other general unpleasantness.

3,000 Joes headed to Liberia to fight Ebola

According to the White House

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“U.S. Africa Command will set up a Joint Force Command headquartered in Monrovia, Liberia, to provide regional command and control support to U.S. military activities and facilitate coordination with U.S. government and international relief efforts. A general from U.S. Army Africa, the Army component of U.S. Africa Command, will lead this effort, which will involve an estimated 3,000 U.S. forces.”

How would you like to get a set of those orders?

The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit

Michael Finkel over at GQ has a really interesting tale of Christopher Knight, who walked off into the woods of New England and became a hermit for some three decades, living off a string of nearly a thousand small time burglaries until finally caught.

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“For nearly thirty years, a phantom haunted the woods of Central Maine. Unseen and unknown, he lived in secret, creeping into homes in the dead of night and surviving on what he could steal. To the spooked locals, he became a legend—or maybe a myth. They wondered how he could possibly be real. Until one day last year, the hermit came out of the forest

The hermit set out of camp at midnight, carrying his backpack and his bag of break-in tools, and threaded through the forest, rock to root to rock, every step memorized. Not a boot print left behind. It was cold and nearly moonless, a fine night for a raid, so he hiked about an hour to the Pine Tree summer camp, a few dozen cabins spread along the shoreline of North Pond in central Maine. With an expert twist of a screwdriver, he popped open a door of the dining hall and slipped inside, scanning the pantry shelves with his penlight.

Candy! Always good. Ten rolls of Smarties, stuffed in a pocket. Then, into his backpack, a bag of marshmallows, two tubs of ground coffee, some Humpty Dumpty potato chips. Burgers and bacon were in the locked freezer. On a previous raid at Pine Tree, he’d stolen a key to the walk-in, and now he used it to open the stainless-steel door. The key was attached to a plastic four-leaf-clover key chain, with one of the leaves partially broken off. A three-and-a-half-leaf clover.

He could’ve used a little more luck. Newly installed in the Pine Tree kitchen, hidden behind the ice machine, was a military-grade motion detector…”

The rest here

I’ve been working on the railroad…all the live-long tag.

The German army had an almost perverse love of railroads. During the lead-up to WWI, it was said that the German General Staff spent every waking moment working out the shortest route to move mobilized troops across the excellent Imperial rail network and into France, or Russia, or Denmark or wherever as needed. By shaving ten minutes off a troop train here, or thirty seconds off an artillery convoy there, a war could be won.

In the end, the legend has it, that when the balloon went up in 1914, German trains only narrowly missed colliding with each other at rail crossings by scant seconds– so tight was the schedule to make the trains run on time.

With that the Germans understood how important the rails were to their enemies as well. Afterall the first “modern war,” the U.S. Civil War, made extensive use of railways to move men and supplies from place to place at speeds that would have made Napoleon squee with joy.

German Schienenwolf railroad track destroyer in action, Itri Italy 1944

The Germans therefore obsessed about tearing up the enemy’s rail system if they themselves couldn’t use it, or they retreated tactically withdrew. That’s where the Schienenwolf (‘rail wolf’) or Schwellenpflug (‘rail plow’) came in at.

Pulled behind a locomotive, the German army could detail a team of railway engineers to rip up rail lines at a rate of several miles per hour as long as the coal and steel held out.

A railroad plough (also known as a Schienenwolf (‘rail wolf’) or Schwellenpflug (‘sleepers plough)

A railroad plough (also known as a Schienenwolf (‘rail wolf’) or Schwellenpflug (‘sleepers plough)

They proved so successful in the tail end of WWI for the Kaiser that old Adolph revamped them for use in Europe when falling back from the Allied advance 1943-45. If it wasn’t for these rail chompers, Berlin likely would have fallen more rapidly. Afterall, while the soldiers could march on their feet, and the vehicles could keep up, both needed large amounts of food/fuel to keep rolling forward which meant who owned the (working) railroad lines won the war.

One of these beasts in action

 

Lady Sara heads to the breakers

Sold for a penny back in May  the mighty ex-USS Saratoga (CV-60) is taking her very last sea cruise after spending two decades on red lead row.

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US Navy Photo

Tugboats pull the ex-USS Saratoga under the Claiborne Pell Newport Bridge as she begins her final voyage from Newport Naval Station to a dismantling facility in Brownsville, Texas–the carrier’s final resting place. The ship arrived in Newport on Aug. 7, 1998, after spending four years in storage following her decommissioning in 1994. The Saratoga was the second carrier of the Forrestal class and completed 22 deployments in her 38-year career.

The Offshore Towing Vessel, SIGNET WARHORSE III a 143’5” x 50’ x 18’ ABS Fully Classed tug with 10,000 brake horsepower and 135.44 Metric Tonnes bollard pull and a nine-man crew is making the tow http://www.maritime-executive.com/article/Signet-Maritime-Launches-Final-Voyage-of-USS-Saratoga-2014-08-21 and is expected to arrive in Brownsville, Texas, with ex-USS Saratoga in tow, on September 4, 2014.

Sara’s slightly older sister-ship Forrestal was sold a few months ago to the breakers for the same cost and it is expected that sisters Ranger (CV-61), decommissioned in 1993, and stored at Bremerton, Washington, and Independence (CV-62) in mothballs at  Puget Sound Naval Shipyard will soon join the class on the heap.

Of the four Kittyhawk-class ships, Constellation (CV-64), 11 years in mothballs is likely to be scrapped in coming months. The America (CV-66) was sunk in testing in 2005 to help design the new Ford-class carriers, Kennedy (CV-67) is on donation hold and may become the only US super carrier on display as a museum ship, and the aging Kitty Hawk (CV-63), her hull now some 53-years old, is still a Reserve asset until at least 2015 when the Ford comes online. It is likely that she will follow to the scrappers soon after.

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